Jonam: "do we have a flyswatter?"
me, thinking, visualizing my home in PNG
"when you ask me that, all I picture is the mint green one hanging by the back door, in Papua"
Jonam, obviously taking care of the problem while I stand, oblivious, in the kitchen of my 'not' home, not looking in his direction at all.
"It's dead. I used your Woman's Day magazine. It doesn't have any guts on it. It's ok."