phone rings at my house
me, with my standard answer at home: this is Kristina
silence (where I normally choose the 'hang up quickly it's a telemarketer' option)
I wait, though unsure why I am waiting, exactly
me: hello? simultaneously with telemarketer saying hello?
we dance like this a couple of times before he remembers he called ME
telemarketer: can I please speak with mrs. apps?
me: inside voice, first: excellent, followed by outside voice: there is no one here by that name. they must have had this number at one time because we get a lot of calls for them, but there are no 'apps' living here.
telemarketer: look, I am calling for the number, NOT the name, OK?
me: seriously ... YOU are getting mad, now, at ME? um, I don't think so.
click.

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